I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie pana crouching and holding a baseball

crouching and holding a baseball

Charging for breathable air is just good business when you run the only utility on Mars with zero competitors and a suffocation-based cancellation policy

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they're what you see after the sixth margarita

Arched blue text reads "CHARLESTON

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie pana crouching and holding a baseballPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU