The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL standing behind a massive steak

standing behind a massive steak platter

Cozy and warm

Sitting down at a card table somehow exposed more vulnerability than any Lambda raid ever did

where league nights meant something

Bold white serif capitals below read "NEWPORT BEACH" above "CALIFORNIA

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL standing behind a massive steakJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi