I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Arched golden-cream distressed serif text

Arched golden-cream distressed serif text reads "SALEM WITCHES" above a crescent moon and scattered stars

Continental breakfast is just whatever they found in your pockets after you stopped breathing

Saint Paul's Red Caps took the diamond in 1877 as part of the League Alliance

except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished

followed by smaller golden-tan script reading "Pacific Northwest League

I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top 4th Arched golden-cream distressed serif textJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%