Schaeffer Motors - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel bold orange text reads "BASEBALL

bold orange text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" over smaller cream text reading "Bloomington

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Bold white hand-lettered text reads "IF LOVIN' THE LORD IS" and "WRONG" in a much larger brush-stroke style

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Schaeffer Motors - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel bold orange text reads "BASEBALLA tribute to Ashley Schaeffer, of Schaeffer Motors. Luxury & Elegance, German Engineered. Are you jealous yet? Inspired by Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.