Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Two astronauts in white spacesuits

Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red

White text below reads "I Want Super Powers

White line-art portrait of Clarence Beeks in a suit and tie

Bold navy text reads "PEACHES" below the mascot

Blue script text reads "Seagulls" behind a red cartoon seagull mascot wearing a baseball cap and gripping a bat in a batting stance

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Two astronauts in white spacesuitsCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.