Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers A halftone illustration of a

A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame

Curved white serif text at the bottom reads "Mountains

A vintage-style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red

Wearing the joke makes you the punchline

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Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers A halftone illustration of aTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.