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Cream flourishes and a lower banner read "1783 HUDSON ST

Pink uppercase letters read "SAN FRANCISO

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A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

Arched navy blue block text reads "SKATELAND" across the upper portion

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