Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western Golden-tan wooden deck with wood

Golden-tan wooden deck with wood grain texture and four silver steel-wheel trucks forms the central graphic

A baseball illustration marked "ESTD" sits beside bold block text reading "1914

Norfolk's Elk Horns took the diamond in 1914 as part of the Nebraska State League's Class D circuit

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" replicating the weathered look of late-1970s film title cards

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western Golden-tan wooden deck with woodPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one