I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Naming a golden ale after

Naming a golden ale after Red's first bet on the new fish takes serious deep-cut energy

with a curved motion trail arcing behind the bat

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Green block text reads "PATSY D'AMORE'S" above green cursive script reading "Villa Capri

Illinois" in white italic script

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Naming a golden ale afterManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft