Combat Faux Real Shirt theme|Opposuits the possibility of successfully navigating

the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3

Through the Looking Glass

a snout and two floppy brown dog eyes attached at the sides

Spotty puppy

Wake me up

Combat Faux Real Shirt theme|Opposuits the possibility of successfully navigatingItem Includes: Shirt. Tough stuff! Get ready for battle in this Combat Faux Real Shirt. The shirt features a photorealistic mens chest with abs and covered in sweat droplets. Across the chest is a bullet belt over one shoulder and gun across the other that can be seen on the back of the shirt. At the front of the shirt there is also a knife tucked into the belt and at the back there is a gun tucked into the pants.