Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A retro throwback design inspired

A retro throwback design inspired by Martin

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

" Smaller orange text at the bottom reads "5th Ave

a red nose

card players named after cities

Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A retro throwback design inspiredReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"