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set against horizontal pink and coral stripes with a semicircular sun at the horizon line

Distressed white arched text reads "DICK & PETER'S" above a red curved sausage on a white fork

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

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