McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S "Do it yourself" is generous

"Do it yourself" is generous when the car handles its own bodywork

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Curved white serif text along the border reads "DIMOND ROLLER RINK

A place built for the postwar generation that believed private aviation and desert sunshine were basic necessities

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S "Do it yourself" is generousThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring spun & combed cotton long sleeve T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.