Uncle Buck's Power Drill Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL with a grinning anthropomorphic moon

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

and Yogurt proved that the real Schwartz was always in the licensing deals

Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is just the kind of fake heritage label that sells itself

" followed by "I DON'T EVEN CARE

Uncle Buck's Power Drill Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL with a grinning anthropomorphic moonBuck Russell turning a power drill into an interrogation tool is the most effective parenting technique ever deployed in the Chicago suburbs. Bug never stood a chance against a man whose business model is pure unhinged menace. Inspired by Uncle Buck. The Details: Distressed white portrait of Buck Russell in a fedora appears at upper left, flanked by "Since 1988" and "Chicago, Illinois" in small serif text. Hand lettered script reads "Uncle Buck's"