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and seagulls

Averageman's superpower is remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store on the third trip back to the car

Somewhere your uncle is still proud of this joke

Small town clubs like these were the soul of Depression-era America

the train dodge

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S and seagullsSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red