Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M White and golden-yellow Western-style text

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

and "ESTD 1535" flanking the sides

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

above a red vintage line-art illustration of a baseball player mid-throw

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

Ask Me - Women's T-Shirt Size:M White and golden-yellow Western-style textAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun